Closing Notes

    Just a few more things. Like I said, I'm paying taxes on the sales of the shirts, and other merchandise as it comes out and taxes on the book royalties when IT comes out.
    The book, "A Schmuck's-Eye View" is at American Book Publishers; we're going through the editing process and that takes a bit of time. Anything good does. And, unlike OTHER political 'authors', I did NOT have a ghostwriter... it's my work. Well, mine and my editor. Editors are the unsung soldiers of the publishing world... also the bane. Coins have two sides, don't you know.
    So, I'll keep you posted on that.
    You can also write me at: dwightschmuck@schmuckforpresident.com
    Hey, I also promise NOT to use 'speach writers'... I'll say what I think and not read off what someone ELSE thinks. What kind of guy does that? Oh, right, the 'usual' politicians do.
    Yeah, that was another challenge. Let's see if the other candidates can rise to it.
    Like I said, I AM a Schmuck, a REAL Schmuck. Born and Bred and Brought Up a Schmuck. I know how.
    So, basically, you can stay with the copycats or try a NEW and different candidate for United States President in 2008. I'm him, he's me, we're US. Hmm, all of a sudden, doesn't it seem as if the 'usual' candidates got outnumbered?
   Smile folks. For a change, WE can worry THEM. All it takes is YOU supporting a REAL Schmuck.
    And that would be me, Dwight E. Schmuck.
    Finally, I'd like to THANK YOU for your support. Buy a shirt. WEAR it PROUDLY and SAY it LOUDLY..."PUT A REAL SCHMUCK IN THE WHITE HOUSE"

    Peace

    PS #1   OK, it's been brought to my attention there were several mispellings in the first edition of this website. Bless your hearts. Look, I'm NOT a professional, politically-correct, super-groomed, carefully coiffed, make-up enhanced cookie-cutter candidate. You see where that's gotten you. There's probably going to be more mispellings, grammatical errors, and punctuation porblems.
                  (There's one on purpose. Hey, I'm a SCHMUCK, you know.)
                So, yes, I'll make very small mistakes that cost you NOTHING. Except maybe your time. I do PROMISE not to make 'mistakes', with your lives or your deaths. On the order of the George and Tony Show, that is.
                Thank you so very much, everyone who has written and told me about the mispellings. I do appreciate it. A LOT! It shows people out there ARE reading and watching. Thank God. With your help we can do something good here.
                Just remember folks, You and I make U. S.    (That would be United Schmucks)
                                                                                                              PEACE